Steve Hagelman

I am not Dumb for Prioritizing Doom, #18, 2000
Steve is a fine young man. Someday he'd like to have old men pay for him to transport their cars across the country AND BEYOND. Someday, he'd like to be a sports legend. Right now he is pretending to be an anthropologist-for-hire living in a barbecue city where fountains are terrifically abundant; second only to Rome. He writes stories so people will feel sorry for him.
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