A friend of my sister decided to stay home rather than go to the mall with her parents. She told them that she would be OK. And, besides, she had the dog for company. After watching TV for a while, she decided to go to bed, but was startled awake by a loud noise. She reached under the bed for the dog and felt her hand being licked. Satisfied that everything was OK, she fell back to sleep. The next morning she found the dog dead the bathroom. There was a note that read, "Humans can lick too."



Dog Eats Cat
RV Nightmares
Fear Of Heights
Humans Can Lick Too
Descended On By Birds

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